Meme Coin CEO Vanishes After Rug Pull — Found Working at Starbucks

After disappearing with $4M in liquidity, the so-called “visionary” behind $FROGFINANCE was spotted making caramel lattes at a local Starbucks. When confronted, he said: “At least here I deliver something.” Investors are demanding free coffee as partial compensation.

Meme Caption:

“When you rugged the blockchain but couldn’t rug the rent.”