Trader Who Called Himself “Next Satoshi” Loses Everything on Meme Coin Flip

A self-proclaimed genius who bragged about being “the next Satoshi” has officially gone broke after betting his life savings on $SHIBA-KONG. The coin dumped 99% overnight. Neighbors report seeing him trying to pay rent with Pokémon cards.

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“When your financial strategy is literally ‘YOLO’.”