Shocking: NMLA Politician Caught in “Insider Trading” Scandal — Now Behind Bars

In a dramatic twist, Andy (a self-proclaimed “crypto savior”) has been jailed after allegedly swapping community funds for rare Pepe NFTs. Authorities claim his last words before arrest were “Don’t call me Andy.” The community, however, is now calling him exactly that.

Meme Caption (for the picture):

“When you promised 100x gains but only delivered 100 years in prison.”